Noah Today!
By Alan on Jun 08 in Blog tagged destroy the world, downpour, flood, government, rain, regulations, The Family, theFamily, unions | Comments Off
NOAH TODAY
In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah,
who was now living in Buffalo and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over
-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.”
“Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing
Along with a few good humans.”
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:
“You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will
Start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.”
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah
Weeping in his yard – but no Ark.
“Noah!,” He roared, “I’m about to start the rain!
Where is the Ark?”
“Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah, “but things have changed.”
“I need a building permit”!
“I’ve been arguing with the Boat Inspector
About the need for a sprinkler system.”
“My neighbors claim that I’ve violated the
Neighborhood By-Laws by building the Ark in my
Back Garden and exceeding the height limitations.
We had to Go to the
Local Planning Committee for a variance.”
“Then the Local Councl and the Electricity Company
demanded a shed load of money for the future costs of
moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the
Passage for the Ark’s move to the sea.
I told them that the Sea would be comming to us, but
they would hear nothing of it.”
“Getting the wood was another problem.
There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save
The Greater Spotted Barn Owl.”
“I tried to convince the environmentalists that I
needed the wood to save the owls – but no go!”
“When I started gathering the animals the
FSPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was
Confining wild animals against their will. They
Argued the accommodation were too restrictive, and
It was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in
A confined space.”
“Then the Environmental Agency ruled that I couldn’t
build the Ark until they’s conducted and environmental
impact study on your proposed flood.”
“I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the
Humand Rights Commission on how many minorities I’m
Supposed to hire for my building crew.”
“Immigration are checking the
Visa status of most of the people who want to work.”
“The trades unions say I can’t use my sons. They
Insist I have to hire only Union workers with
Ark-building experience.”
“To make matters worse, the Inland Revenue seized all
my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country
ILLEGALLY
With endangered species.”
“So, forgive me, Lord, but it wold take at leaset TEN
Years for me to finish this Ark.”
“Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,
And a rainbow stretched across the sky.”
Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”
“No,” said the Lord.
“The Government beat me to it.”“And the fire of mine indignation is kindled against them; and in my hot displeasure will I send in the floods upon them, for my fierce anger is kindled against them.” Moses 7: 34
Marlon Snow
For The Family
Good Vision While Driving In A Downpour!
By Alan on Mar 30 in Blog tagged cruise control, downpour, Driving in rain, never, sun glasses | Comments Off
drHow to achieve good vision while driving during a heavy downpour.
We are not sure why it is so effective; just try this method when it rains heavily. This method was told by a police friend who had experienced and confirmed it. It is useful….even driving at night.
Most of the motorists would turn on HIGH or FASTEST SPEED of the wipers during heavy downpour, yet the visibility in front of the windshield is still bad……
In the event you face such a situation, just try your SUN GLASSES (any model will do), and miracle! All of a sudden, your visibility in front of your windshield is perfectly clear, as if there is no rain.
Make sure you always have a pair of SUN GLASSES in your car, as you are not only helping yourself to drive safely with good vision, but also might save your friend’s life by giving him this idea..
Try it yourself and share it with your friends! Amazing, you still see the drops on the windshield, but not the sheet of rain falling.
You can see where the rain bounces off the road. It works to eliminate the “blindness” from passing semi’s spraying you too.
Or the “kick up” if you are following a semi or car in the rain. They ought to teach that little tip in driver’s training. It really does work..
This warning is a good one! I wonder how many people know about this: USE Rain X on your windshield instead and never have to use your windshield wipers again
A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore , Texas she was traveling between Gladewater & Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence!
When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know – NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON . She thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on when your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an airplane. She told the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred.
The patrolman said this warning should be listed, on the driver’s seat sun-visor – NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE PAVEMENT IS WET OR ICY, along with the airbag warning. We tell our teenagers to set the cruise control and drive a safe speed – but we don’t tell them to use the cruise control only when the pavement is dry.
The only person the accident victim found, who knew this (besides the patrolman), was a man who had a similar accident, totaled his car and sustained severe injuries.
NOTE: Some vehicles (like the Toyota Sienna Limited XLE) will not allow you to set the cruise control when the windshield wipers are on.
When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know – NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON . She thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on when your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an airplane. She told the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred.