Grandparents Answering Machine
By Alan on Sep 18 in Blog tagged answering machine, borrow the car, children stay with us, grandparents, happy to help, invite us to dinner, meal for Sunday, need money, pick up kids at school, sleep here tonight, to the theater, wash your clothes | Comments Off
GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.
“beeeeeppp ….”
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money,press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater,start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!”
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
(Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
“And this is mine everlasting covenant, that when thy posterity shall embrace the truth, and look upward, then shall Zion look downward, and all the heavens shall shake with gladness, and the earth shall tremble with joy.” JST Gen. 9: 21-25
Marlon Snow
For The Family
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